Urwenya: Ngo “Nitwe dutuma ubuzima butugora”

Hakizimana Maurice

Umu Imam ari ku kibuga cy’indege,arabutswe umugabo mwiza uri kuminina ka whisky ke mu karahure keza cyane. Aramwitegereza uko agasomaho…..Nuko aramwegera buhoro, aramubaza ati:

¶Bwana,umaze igihe kingana iki unywa inzoga?

Umugabo amusubiza amwubashye ati:

¶ Hashize imyaka isaga 20…..

Imam ati:

¶Ese wari uzi ko, amafaranga yose wapfushije ubusa icyo gihe cyose ugura ka manyinya,iyo uza kuba uyazigama, wari kuba waraguze iyi ndege ✈️ iri imbere yacu? Mwangiza amafaranga cyane!

Wa mugabo amusubiza amumwenyurira ati:

¶Iyi ✈️ndege ✈️ni iyanjye bwite.

Imam ati:

¶ Eeehh…nsukira nanjye mu karahure…”nitwe dutuma ubuzima butugora”🤣🤣🤣

Allez….ijoro ryiza/igitondo cyiza nshuti zanjye za hano…!

✓ “🤣“Ntimukagore ubuzima bwanyu”🤣 Ni mwe mubukomeza!!! Ariko abanywa 🍾🍷🥂munywe mu rugero!!

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