Kagame ordonne aux Britanniques de définir le Rwanda comme « un pays sûr » (satire)

Texte anglais de David Himbara traduit en français par Afriquela1ère 

Le général rwandais Paul Kagame a ordonné aux Britanniques de décrire le Rwanda comme un pays sûr. Les Britanniques obéirent timidement. Désormais, tous les décideurs britanniques doivent définir le Rwanda comme suit

“Chaque décideur doit traiter de manière concluante la République du Rwanda comme un pays sûr… Une cour ou un tribunal ne doit pas examiner la révision ou l’appel d’une décision du Secrétaire d’État ou d’un agent de l’immigration relative à l’expulsion d’une personne vers la République du Rwanda.”

Source: UK House of Commons, “Safety of Rwanda (Asylum and Immigration) Bill,”2023–24 http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk

Kagame a dompté la « Grande-Bretagne » autrefois puissante.

Kagame avec le Britannique Rishi Sunak (en haut) : Charles III, chef du Commonwealth et Kagame, président en exercice du Commonwealth

Le dictateur rwandais est déjà le commandant en second de Sa Majesté Charles III, chef du Commonwealth. M. Kagame est l’actuel président en exercice du Commonwealth. À ce titre, Kagame représente le Commonwealth lors de réunions internationales de haut niveau. Plus important encore, il est chargé de renforcer le travail de prévention et de résolution des conflits du Commonwealth. 

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